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I was watching a movie with a friend of mine who used to be a journalist. "You know what scares me most about being kidnapped?"

I know what scares *me* most, but I still ask, "What?"

"That I'll be held for months without any tweezers."

I laugh, "You have to let me post that on my blog."

"Just don't mention my name."

Well good news girls, the NYT reports that hairy eyebrows are in:

“For women who overpluck, this season will be about growing your eyebrows back so that they have a natural arch that extends out and ends in a beautiful point,” said Pat McGrath, a makeup artist for Max Factor and CoverGirl and the creative director for Procter & Gamble Beauty.

Ms. McGrath is one of the trend-setting stylists responsible for unleashing the feral eyebrow as this season’s beauty signature. At the Prada fall fashion show in Milan in February, she combed models’ eyebrows up with clear mascara so that they fanned out like plumage, lending their faces a wild expression which Ms. McGrath described as “sauvage.”

Now we just have to await the fashion world's ruling on stray facial hair and that troublesome bikini line.